So today I met Renske, Renée and Daan at ‘Café the Barones’ in Amsterdam. It was super nice! The sun shined on our beautiful faces, the beer and the orange juice colled us down, conversations were Norwegian-Dutch-English and the humor was bad and fun! Awww, such a great day! Hope you also enjoyed it in the sun!
Sorry I have not been very active since I arrived Norway, but have been many people to catch up with and lots of fun stuff to do. I am socially overstimulated! Haha.
Yesterday I sat in the sun the whole day and had beers with my father in law, Jörg. And we had some amazing vietnamese food at a place called ‘Little Saigon’ (my favorite food place in Oslo). Yum!
Today I woke up to this lovely wheater. SNOW! REALLY NORWAY? That is NOT ok when its march and 19-20 degrees in Amsterdam. Blaaaah.
Anyways, now I am off to walk the neighbors lovely dog, Pelle. Wish me luck in the cold! Brr.
Oh, and here is a photodump from goodtimes in Oslo.
Have a nice day peeps! And thanks for stopping by my blog!
This photo is taken the last time Renske and I went for beer. I borrowed her hat to camouflage myself. Did not succeed. Unfortunately. Haha. But we had a awesome time!
Two beers later…
So just started testing out cartoon series. Here it goes!
Once upon a time there was a girl named Maypaj who lived in an old beer bottle in the woods. A beer bottle you ask? yes, she did in fact live in a Leffe beer bottle. You see, Maypaj was not like the rest of us. She was very tiny. She used to be 165 cm high, but when she turned 15 years old her body was tired of growing and instead Maypaj had shrinken and become so small that se could fit in a bottle, or a grown mans hand. Anyways, Maypaj enjoyd her environment. The green forest, the beautiful river running right besides her house – the beer bottle- and all the animals who lived in the forest, the beaver, the clever bastard fox, the friendly ferret and the evil snake keeped each other companied despite their differences so that no one would feel alone. Maypaj had grown very fond of her fuzzy friends, and she used to lie in the green, green grass staring at the stary sky with the fox in the night, go swimming with the beaver in the morning – 8 o clock sharp! And she had a hard time keeping the snake and the ferret from eating each other. A 24/7 job.
One day when Maypaj was out swimming with the beaver she noticed something strange. A huge man was sticking his finger in her house, shaking the Leffe bottle roughly while he was trying to empty it to get his fingers on her belongings. Maypaj found this very strange. After all, she had no stuff of value, just stuff that had value to her because of personal affection, and she could not understand what and why this strange man was ruining her house. She swam to the shore and took specific, quick steps toward the big man. – Hey you you fool! What do you think you’re doing, she asked with anger resounding in her voice. The man looked confused around, searching for owner of the womans voice he just had heard. – I’m down here, Maypaj shouted while waving her tiny arms, and after much squinting the man caught the eyes of the raging, tiny woman standing on the riverbank. – Woah! Whoah! The mushroom I ate cannot have been a champignom he said to himself and rubbed his eyes before he took another look. Maypaj was still upset with the strange giant of a man who just had trashed her home. – I said, what the hell are you doing ruining my home, she shouted to him, while she folded her hands and stomped determined with one foot. The beaver was also finished with his swim and came to the riverbank as well.
The man looked shocked. A tiny woman and a beaver!? Oh no, must have been some magic in that mushroom. He sat down and buried his face. Maypaj, who was tired of the strangers nonsense poked him in the belly. -Yo I asked you a question, she said, and the huge man lifted his face and saw straight on her. -You are real, he said astonished. -Of course I am real, Maypaj replied quickly, and the huge man touched her with his finger to check the facts. – Get your finger off me, Maypaj said, and marched into the beer bottle. -Hey, hey, don’t go! The man shouted while he got up and went after her. Maypaj, told him to piss off and rolled her eyes when she was the mess her house was in. -Hello? The man looked straight in through her front door. Maypaj poked her tiny fingers in his eye. -Look at the mess you have made, she said sad, now leave before you ruin anything more. The man sat down on the riverbank and tear started streaming down his face. – I always make a mess, he said. Thats why I left the city and came to the city in the first place. I was gonna go camping and have some alone time, and I was just looking for a place to set up my tent when I saw the bottle, and I thought it was a secret message hidden in the bottle. You see, I have been waiting for mail from the King for a week now, with the instruction I need to proceed my misson, and I thought the bottle was from him. Maypaj raised an eybrow. What king are you talking about, she asked curiously, and what is this mission your taking about? The huge man had stopped crying. Han He wiped his face on the brown wool sweater before he spoke again. -What king, he said before he continued, what plannet are you on woman. I am speaking of Thorunarsson of course. – Thorunarsson, Maypaj thought for herself. Who the hell is that?
The big man laughed. -Hahaha, the whole world is almost going under due to the bees dying of climate change and you dont even know that nor who the king of this forest is? He nodded his head. Maypaj was no longer angry. Just curious and embaressed. – Tell me more about this whol ’the word is going under thing’ and what your mission is, she said. The huge man looked her straight in the eyes. -Maypaj could not help but notice his beautiful brown eyes. Well, its a long story, the man said while rubbing his beard, but in short I have been chosen to find the King of the forest and ask him to produce more bees. Maypaj was stunned and confused. First of all the big man was a hero (now what are the chances of that) and secondly she had just learned that there was a forest king who magically could produce bees. The beaver snuk up on them. – Hey, whats this giant doing here, he asked while looking at the guy with strange beaver eyes. The man looked back at him. – Whoa, a talking beaver? He was speechless. Maypaj updated the beaver on the information she had been given. The beaver, who had always wanted to be a hero after reading to many books about though men rescuing damsels in distress, looked at the huge man with big, blue eyes. -Im in, he said. Im gonna help you find the forest king so that he can produce more bees. Im gonna be a hero as well! Juhu! Maypaj, who was also fond of adventures, nodded her head before she grabbed the mans finger. – Do we have a deal then she said, shaking his finger. After all you ruined my house today, she added just to make the man feel guilty and to pursue him. The man looked at the beaver and the tiny woman. Hm, I guess I could need some help saving the world, he said. Maypaj and the beaver cheered! Yey, im just gonna pack my bag, the beaver said. Me too, me too, Maypaj said before she ran back to her chaotic home excited to begin her new adventure.
*TO BE CONTINUED*
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Then I went home and had a shitload of food. Mmm. Refill!
And now I am currently enjoying the lovely sun in Amsterdam plus a Leffe beer ❤
So far this day has been great!
I had a blast yesterday watching Daan perform at ‘Delikatessen’ and chatting and drinking beer with Renske and Renée. Renée was working in the bar so unfortunately I ddi not see that much to her, but me and Renske drank like norwegian beer champions and got pretty buzzy. The music was great! Although it was much hipster-indie-singer-songwriter-music. Haha.
And Renske spotted the ‘drittsekk’ (norwegian word for asshole) that hit on her a couple of weeks ago. It was all very nice until it turned out he was living with his girlfriend. Ahahaha. BUSTED! But luckily for Renske and the rest of yah singel girls out there, there are plenty of fishy, fishes in the ocean. so steer away from the bastards!
Here is a strip about the first part of the evening. More oming up soon. Just need a hangover break. Fun yesterday = not fun today.
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