HeartRip

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Fuck.You

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Lost On A Mountain Top. Again. Why?!

Ever had the feeling that you where completely alone and lost in this world? I think all of us loose track of our path in life now and then. After all it is all life is so absurd and confusing. All we do is focusing on what can make our stay in this world a better and happy one. But what do you do when you don´t know? Well, my solution is this; isolate yourself on a cold, quiet mountain top, breathe the fresh air and ask questions. And who knows, maybe the world might give you some answers. Or maybe you will get no answers at all, and in that case just enjoy the surrounding silence and sort your shit out.

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TigerFries

 

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Got caught by an octopus who forced me to take a selfie. Blah!

selfietimoctopusMaybe we should start taking a critical look at our selfie culture…

Have a great sunday! And thanks for stopping by.

Cheers, MayPaj

The grumpy, yelling, frustrated man

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In my dream I was a tree

 

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Cartoonofmylife: Watching NL-ARG match!

Hello!

In a couple of hours this is gonna be me watching Netherland – Argentina!

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So excited!

GO ORANJE!

 

Enjoy the game peeps! And have a good evening!

Cheers, MayPaj

 

Cartoonofmylife: The ultimate selfie-guide! How to take perfect selfies in minutes

The guide to the perfect selfie. Who said that getting likes on FB was easy.

1) Find a deserted spot where  you won’t get caught taking selfies. After all, that is some of the most embarrassing stuff that can happen in a humans life!

2) Make sure all the make up you put on is still there and add some more. After all, you dont want anybody to see that your skin has a black pore! Ai ai ai! Oh noes!

3) Find a good location, prefferably with awkward and random stuff in the background, cause that’ after all what all the other selfies on FB has. Daaah!

4) Put your lovely face (that looks like a mask with all the makeup) in front of your Iphone camera. Make sure your face muscles are are stiff and weird while you put on a big smile and pretend you are having the time of your life.

5)Almost ready to press the photo-button! But, first make sure you stare into the camera with an empty gaze.  Because after all the eyes are the windows to the soul! And you do not want everyone on FB to stare into your eyes looking for your shallow soul.

6) You are ready for action! Press the photo-button and make sure you get the really good selfies that show that you are having ‘the time of your life’ alone in a deserted forest. Cause everybody else is having so much fun on FB, and you cannot be any less fun then them.

7) Pick the best selfie and upload it on FB, Insta, Twitter and Google + ASAP! Then either enjoy all the likes, or cry over the abscensce of likes. And if you don’t get any likes, well, then who cares about social media and likes anyway.

Here is my perfect selfie shot. Look and learn kids!

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Cartoon of my life: To the end of the world, Duck!

endoftheworldSo this is me…riding a duck to the end of the world. Pretty cool ride I tell yah! Haha. Imagination gone wild!

Cheers, MayPaj